sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
Me in school in every class:
Real conversation I just had with my brother.....
Me: Ping pong. They have Olympic ping pong.
Ryan: Yeah, and?
Me: They have ping pong and not guard.
Ryan: That's because it's not a competitive sport.
Me: *leaves room*
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It ain’t over ‘til it’s over. ~Lenny Kravitz
We shall show mercy, but we shall not ask for it. ~Sir Winston Churchill
You desire to know the art of living, my friend? It is contained in one phrase: Make use of suffering. ~Henri-Frederic Amiel
Coincidence is God’s way of staying anonymous. ~Albert Einstein
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Any change, any loss, does not make us victims. Others can shake you, surprise you, disappoint you, but they can’t prevent you from acting, from taking the situation you’re presented with and moving on. No matter where you are in life, no matter what your situation, you can always do something. You always have a choice and the choice can be power. — Blaine Lee
You learn to speak by speaking, to study by studying, to run by running, to work by working; in just the same way, you learn to love by loving. — Anatole France
how do you get a boyfriend when you don’t leave your room #have you seen Tangled