July 2012
June 2012
mom: what if your future husband doesn't like your favorite band then what
me: why wouldn't he like his own music mom
2010: basketball wives
2011: mob wives
2012: army wives
...
2047: tumblr wives
benefits of dating me
you’ll be dating me
I could go on but I think I’ve made my point
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“Above all, be the heroine of your life, not the victim.”
– Nora Ephron
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my dad ate a cucumber today and he was like “wow this is pretty cold” and then he just slowly put the cucumber down and stared into space for a really long time until he turned to me with wide eyes and quietly said, “oh my god. cool as a cucumber.”
“The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The...”
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